dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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