The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Randomize