I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Randomize