Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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