I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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