I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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