i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Randomize
