We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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