Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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