I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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