I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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