its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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