Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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