He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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