You work out of a Hotel?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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