He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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