Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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