it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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