Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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