My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
