why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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