I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i just made my gag reflex go away.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
