She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
wakey wakey hands off snakey
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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