My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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