All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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