we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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