what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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