??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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