I just threw up on my dentist
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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