you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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