after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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