I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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