If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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