Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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