On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It's just like the Real World with babies
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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