Where is the hickey?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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