I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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