I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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