talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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