How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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