the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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