Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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