His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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