In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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