called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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