If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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