Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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