In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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