No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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