OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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