I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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