I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Randomize
