why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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