i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
do herpes really smell.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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